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When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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