The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

I hate birthdays.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.