The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?