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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Your children need your presence more than your presents.
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Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
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