The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.