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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'