The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.