The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.