life
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
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Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
diplomat, man, remember, age, birthday
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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