Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.