Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Age appears to be best in four things old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.