Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.