Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.