Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.