Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.