Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.