Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

A man growing old becomes a child again.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.