Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

A man growing old becomes a child again.

Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.