Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.