An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Age appears to be best in four things old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.