An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.