An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.