An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Old minds are like old horses you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.