An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.