An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.

Age appears to be best in four things old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.