An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.