The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I hate birthdays.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?