The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.