God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I hate birthdays.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.