God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.