God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.