God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?