God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.