God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I hate birthdays.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.