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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
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A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'