god,gift,birthday
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
someone asks, cake or pie, birthday
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
shock, people, birthday, good, fun
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
