God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

I hate birthdays.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.