I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.