I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.