I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.