I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I hate birthdays.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.