I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'