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I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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