I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.