I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.