God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.