A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.