A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.