gift, given, birthday
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'