A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.