A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.