A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.