A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.