A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I hate birthdays.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.