A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.