A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.