A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'