The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.