The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.