The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.