The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

I hate birthdays.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.