The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.