The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.