The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.