The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I hate birthdays.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.