Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

I hate birthdays.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.