Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'