Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

I hate birthdays.