I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
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