Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I hate birthdays.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'