Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

I hate birthdays.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.