A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.
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