A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
