Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'