Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.