Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

I hate birthdays.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.