Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.