Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.