Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

I hate birthdays.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.