Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.