Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I hate birthdays.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.