Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.