I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I hate birthdays.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.