I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.