I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I hate birthdays.