I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.