I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

I hate birthdays.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.