I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'