I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.