I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

I hate birthdays.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.