I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

I hate birthdays.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.