I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.