I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.