I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

I hate birthdays.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.