I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I hate birthdays.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.