I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

I hate birthdays.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.