I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

Your children need your presence more than your presents.

I hate birthdays.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.