If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.